Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Friday, June 19, 2009
Annoying People I
They are people who:
1. Talk about nothing beneficial all the time. It's either about hair extensions, fake eyelashes, pedicures and manicures or branded handbags. Very Paris Hilton-esque.
2. Have content-free blogs. Like Uncyclopedia. Nothing in their blogs will leave you to ponder for further thoughts. Just, uhh-okay's and whatever's. Which, most of the time, surprisingly, people leave positive comments such as 'Wow, you're so pretty o~' and things like that.
3. Sometimes make an effort to squeeze in some details about their academics just to make others feel that they are so caught up with their education. Which, again, they fail miserably in doing so.
4. Show off how many friends and godbros, godsis, yada yada they have.
5. Tell you what they eat for breakfast, lunch, dinner and supper. And which clubs they go to, yes.
6. Boast about how often they hangout with their many friends, godbros etc.
7. Flood their blogs with pictures of themselves. And more pictures of themselves. (Often comes with exaggerated pouting lips; enlarged pupils - they wear contact lenses not to correct their eyesight, but some wear it for two purposes though; and cutesy-dumb looking poses)
8. Think that they have a good sense of fashion.
9. (Whom) The laymen refer to as: Lala's.
10. Look good (yeah right), but have a general knowledge of a 5 year-old.
Additional no. 11. They overuse abbreviations in whatever they write.
*Do note that all the 10 characteristics come in ONE PACKAGE. If you need some examples to refer to, just inform me.
1. Talk about nothing beneficial all the time. It's either about hair extensions, fake eyelashes, pedicures and manicures or branded handbags. Very Paris Hilton-esque.
2. Have content-free blogs. Like Uncyclopedia. Nothing in their blogs will leave you to ponder for further thoughts. Just, uhh-okay's and whatever's. Which, most of the time, surprisingly, people leave positive comments such as 'Wow, you're so pretty o~' and things like that.
3. Sometimes make an effort to squeeze in some details about their academics just to make others feel that they are so caught up with their education. Which, again, they fail miserably in doing so.
4. Show off how many friends and godbros, godsis, yada yada they have.
5. Tell you what they eat for breakfast, lunch, dinner and supper. And which clubs they go to, yes.
6. Boast about how often they hangout with their many friends, godbros etc.
7. Flood their blogs with pictures of themselves. And more pictures of themselves. (Often comes with exaggerated pouting lips; enlarged pupils - they wear contact lenses not to correct their eyesight, but some wear it for two purposes though; and cutesy-dumb looking poses)
8. Think that they have a good sense of fashion.
9. (Whom) The laymen refer to as: Lala's.
10. Look good (yeah right), but have a general knowledge of a 5 year-old.
Additional no. 11. They overuse abbreviations in whatever they write.
*Do note that all the 10 characteristics come in ONE PACKAGE. If you need some examples to refer to, just inform me.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Friday, June 12, 2009
With Gratitude
To: The Awesome SAM Class of 2009
Thank you for everything - Those wonderful LOL moments in class, random jokes, days when we will call each other up and tell everyone to "Wear Red Tomorrow"...
Words are just not enough to express how blessed and grateful I am to know all of you. Perhaps this is the best birthday gift I have received: Your Friendships.
All the best in your Final Examination and I do hope that our paths may cross once more.
Till then...
Take care and miss me! :D
P/s: I'll be back during the exam week.
Love,
Patsy.
Thank you for everything - Those wonderful LOL moments in class, random jokes, days when we will call each other up and tell everyone to "Wear Red Tomorrow"...
Words are just not enough to express how blessed and grateful I am to know all of you. Perhaps this is the best birthday gift I have received: Your Friendships.
All the best in your Final Examination and I do hope that our paths may cross once more.
Till then...
Take care and miss me! :D
P/s: I'll be back during the exam week.
Love,
Patsy.
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Just some Swt-Lol moments
Scallywag Murder, Mayhem & Meat Pies says:
i need extension.
Patsy says:
huh???????
Scallywag Murder, Mayhem & Meat Pies says:
due date extension. not hair extension, bum
Scallywag Murder, Mayhem & Meat Pies says:
sigh...
Scallywag Murder, Mayhem & Meat Pies says:
my eye PAIN
ABBY. says:
eye. that means the other eye is ok la
Scallywag Murder, Mayhem & Meat Pies says:
okay.
Scallywag Murder, Mayhem & Meat Pies says:
FINE.
Scallywag Murder, Mayhem & Meat Pies says:
eyeS pain.
i need extension.
Patsy says:
huh???????
Scallywag Murder, Mayhem & Meat Pies says:
due date extension. not hair extension, bum
Scallywag Murder, Mayhem & Meat Pies says:
sigh...
Scallywag Murder, Mayhem & Meat Pies says:
my eye PAIN
ABBY. says:
eye. that means the other eye is ok la
Scallywag Murder, Mayhem & Meat Pies says:
okay.
Scallywag Murder, Mayhem & Meat Pies says:
FINE.
Scallywag Murder, Mayhem & Meat Pies says:
eyeS pain.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Random Thoughts
I've been thinking about a lot of things lately: My ex-classmates, friends, family and almost anything I see. The familiar tinge of everything around me seems to be more substantial than before.
Am I ready to leave home? It still remains unanswered. Some may think that it's too childish of me to think about this, after all, I'm already eighteen... or going to be. It's normal for me to leave home to pursue higher education. Well, sooner or later, we still have to leave, nonetheless. But I'm confined to leave home - sooner.
To leave home simply means to leave mom and dad - my two life pillars and shelters. I would not even dare to imagine what my life will be, or how I will become without the two of them. Dad has always been my best buddy, even though he seems to be against whatever I do all the time. But he cooks the best lunch and dinner. I'll definitely miss my parents' cheerful greetings in the mornings and warm hugs before I go to bed.
Music, the most cogent part of my life has to be settled unattended for the next 5 years or so. Maybe, I do have time for it! If there's a club or organization that is related to music, then I will be able to resume. It is still my favourite hobby to write melodies and improvise some random jazz tunes. Unless there's a piano in my hostel, this hobby has to come to a halt for a moment :)
Last but not least - College. When I first started the first semester, I wasn't happy, really. But after six months, I've found the most amazing people: Well, you know who you are.
So, back to my question: Am I ready to leave home? Perhaps. But do give me some time. I still have a few weeks.
P/S: Happy Birthday, Junie! Best regards to you and Green Tea/Carrot/whatever vegetable! :)
Am I ready to leave home? It still remains unanswered. Some may think that it's too childish of me to think about this, after all, I'm already eighteen... or going to be. It's normal for me to leave home to pursue higher education. Well, sooner or later, we still have to leave, nonetheless. But I'm confined to leave home - sooner.
To leave home simply means to leave mom and dad - my two life pillars and shelters. I would not even dare to imagine what my life will be, or how I will become without the two of them. Dad has always been my best buddy, even though he seems to be against whatever I do all the time. But he cooks the best lunch and dinner. I'll definitely miss my parents' cheerful greetings in the mornings and warm hugs before I go to bed.
Music, the most cogent part of my life has to be settled unattended for the next 5 years or so. Maybe, I do have time for it! If there's a club or organization that is related to music, then I will be able to resume. It is still my favourite hobby to write melodies and improvise some random jazz tunes. Unless there's a piano in my hostel, this hobby has to come to a halt for a moment :)
Last but not least - College. When I first started the first semester, I wasn't happy, really. But after six months, I've found the most amazing people: Well, you know who you are.
So, back to my question: Am I ready to leave home? Perhaps. But do give me some time. I still have a few weeks.
P/S: Happy Birthday, Junie! Best regards to you and Green Tea/Carrot/whatever vegetable! :)
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Memorable Day
It was after Mathematics class when all of us decided to go out for lunch together. Well, it was pre-planned, actually, but Bernard, Jack and Jason decided to join us. Well, the more the merrier, so the saying goes. So, off we go in 3 cars: Drivers namely David Liew, Jason Yeoh and Hwei Yuin. When we arrived in Domino’s pizza @ Pulau Tikus, (I was in David’s car, btw) David faced some difficulties in doing side-parking, but due to sheer luck, the car in front was driven out! Parking success!
Anyway, so! When all of us had arrived safely, we marched into the restaurant with poise and perfection, or rather, noise and annoyance. We moved all the tables in the restaurant just so all of us can sit together. Okay, there were… let me list out those who went:
Aemy
Myself
Junie
Jocelyn
Jerina
Jou Yee
Joe Shen
Jack
Jason (Wow, all the J's)
Hwei Yuin
Bernard
David
Warren
So that’s 12 of us.
Hwei Yuin had her Buy 1 Free 1 card, and so our cost of consumption was reduced 50% (Thank goodness!) So the climatic part of this trip was when I received a message from Codename .5 that read: Where are you now?
Unconsciously, I decided to show the others the message. Hence, the drama begins:
The boys decided to prank Codename .5 (A guy, btw). Jason called .5, acted as my bogus boyfriend.
.5: Hello
Jason: Hello?
.5: Hello
Jason: Uhh, is this (.5's real name)?
.5: Yes?
Jason: I'm eating with my girlfriend, Patsy. Y are you disturbing her? She doesn't like it.
.5: … *hangs up*
All of us were laughing listening to that one-sided conversation… We recorded that though.
So… a few moments later, Jason received a message from .5: "Who are you actually?"
And Jason replied: I’m Pat’s boyfriend. You’re very annoying you know!
ROFL!
Pictures later!
Anyway, so! When all of us had arrived safely, we marched into the restaurant with poise and perfection, or rather, noise and annoyance. We moved all the tables in the restaurant just so all of us can sit together. Okay, there were… let me list out those who went:
Aemy
Myself
Junie
Jocelyn
Jerina
Jou Yee
Joe Shen
Jack
Jason (Wow, all the J's)
Hwei Yuin
Bernard
David
Warren
So that’s 12 of us.
Hwei Yuin had her Buy 1 Free 1 card, and so our cost of consumption was reduced 50% (Thank goodness!) So the climatic part of this trip was when I received a message from Codename .5 that read: Where are you now?
Unconsciously, I decided to show the others the message. Hence, the drama begins:
The boys decided to prank Codename .5 (A guy, btw). Jason called .5, acted as my bogus boyfriend.
.5: Hello
Jason: Hello?
.5: Hello
Jason: Uhh, is this (.5's real name)?
.5: Yes?
Jason: I'm eating with my girlfriend, Patsy. Y are you disturbing her? She doesn't like it.
.5: … *hangs up*
All of us were laughing listening to that one-sided conversation… We recorded that though.
So… a few moments later, Jason received a message from .5: "Who are you actually?"
And Jason replied: I’m Pat’s boyfriend. You’re very annoying you know!
ROFL!
Pictures later!
Monday, June 1, 2009
Christmas Came Early!
Okay, maybe not christmas, but...
MY LAPTOP IS HERE ALREADY AND I'LL BE SEEING IT TOMORROW!!!!
Dad's 2 weeks-theory is not applicable anymore! Wheeeeeeeee!
MY LAPTOP IS HERE ALREADY AND I'LL BE SEEING IT TOMORROW!!!!
Dad's 2 weeks-theory is not applicable anymore! Wheeeeeeeee!
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