There was once a gorgeous girl named Patsy. She was to be sued by the International Association of Correct English Usage ( IACEU ) for calling herself (or being called, for that matter) gorgeous because she was technically a girl instead of a lady
[Patsy: Lol ok proceed]
[Yuna: storyteller says wait, i'm making a phone call]
[Patsy: ok ok go ahead ^^]
So Patsy had a fetish with a car named Honda City. Although the new edition didnt look so nice anymore, she liked it because that's what happens when you fall in love the first time. Like the Matrix,
[Yuna: which you didn't watch, anyway...]
One day she hinted Yuna for the umpteenth time that she should get her one, which made Yuna relieved considering the last request was KLCC.
[Patsy: so Yuna's a girl here
[Yuna: yes she is. She's my inner-female
[Patsy: ok]
[Yuna: Yipin-Yuna: full of awesome and win]
Anyway,
So Yuna decided to start a search for a Honda City, one of the rarest species of Cities around the world, followed closely by Siti Nurhaliza. The rest of the list is made up of all the other Cities in the world
[Patsy: HAHAHAHAHAHA this is good stuff, Yi Pin. Genius!]
Her search started, naturally, from the front of her house, Sg Ara and slowly expanded to the house next door when she realized the search could take years at this rate. Her next revelation was that nobody would hide a car inside their house anyway, before the third revelation that her family lived alone and didnt actually have neighbours. How she imagined a house next door remains a mystery until this day.
She then got up her trusty motorcycle named Hermes, which was involved in a lawsuit for using the same name as the talking motorcycle from Kino's Journey. For days she rode on across the desert, passing by thousands of cacti. None of them said 'hi', of course.. but she was still kinda disappointed anyway.
Eventually when she was almost out of water, she reached an oasis. There was some carving on the coconut tree trunk that wrote "Aliee was here through the looking glass". Who would be named Aliee anyway?
[Patsy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]
She didn't give it much thought, and stopped for a drink and to refill her (ironically named) Cactus water bottle.
It was then when she looked up and saw a pink bunny holding icecream watching her lap up the water. The bunny handed her one of the 2 icecreams, which were red and blue, just like in Matrix when Morpheus handed Neo the pills.
[Yuna: Too bad you didn't watch.]
[Patsy: Everything also about matrix 1?]
[Yuna: haha i duno.. just came to me]
So she took the Blue icecream, and licked it
Instantly she knew, it was an icecream of Follow-Me-If-Your-Searching-For-Honda-City flavor. How someone squeeze so many flavors into 1 ice-cream, remains to this day, a mystery.
Anyway she quickly drank her fill and had her water bottle filled to the brim and rode her camel, Hermes.
Did i say camel? I meant motorcycle...a motorcycle that eats grass and has humps
[Patsy: hahahaha I just cant stop laughing]
She followed the rabbit which lead her around for 2 days. Whether the other icecream melted by then, remains to this day, a mystery nobody seemed to remember. Other than me of course. Elephants don't forget.
[Patsy: So you're an elephant]
[Yuna: Did i say elephant? I meant... somebody... who is not an elephant.]
Anyway,
On the 2nd day of following the rabbit around, she realized they were going in circles for she noticed her own camel, i mean .. tyre tracks in the sand. There happened to be no desert wind, for the sake of the story.
But there was no turning back, she tasted the icecream, and now she's a follower. They went in circles for another 2 weeks, somehow there was still no wind and her tyre tracks were becoming deeper and deeper
One day when the desert wasn't pink and the sun was shining,as it usually was, the sands beneath her started to rumble. She thought she heard the cry DIGIMON RUMBLE ARENAAAA!!!! .... but she was mistaken, it was just a voice inside her head because she was thinking of a word to describe the rumbling, since she hanged out in the desert for so long and didnt have a chance to read.
*the word turned out to be 'rumble'
All of a sudden, something black and oily burst out of the ground into a fountain.. from all the deep tyre tracks she made, of course.
She touched it and concluded it was indeed, oil, just like the description. Other ways to describe it was slick, hard-to-wash-away-ly, and expensive
[Patsy: Petroleum?]
[Yuna: Ya
Patsy gains +1 point for being smart.Collect 4 more to unlock a bonus boss battle.
You have obtained the weapon: Silent Edge!!
Description: Handy against spellcasters as it has 20% chance of inflicting silence.
what am i talking about
[Patsy: HAHAHAHAHA]
Anyway,
Being a partially educated person she was, she dag further to make sure she didn't just burst any petroleum pipe. And what do you know.... she didn't.
[Patsy: dag?]
[Yuna: Did i say dag? i meant deg. Which in some other language means dug
[Patsy: (i love this story)]
[Yuna: (i love the storyteller. Wait, .............. anyway)]
So she didn't burst any oil-line after all. It was her discovery, and she was gonna be rich. Of course, the first thing she thought of was to buy a Honda City but she would have to find her way back first.
Having travelled around in circles for almost a month, she started imagining stuff that didn't exist... like Yi Pin and imaginary bunnylands.
Who the hell was Yi Pin anyway?
Luckily for her, she had a compass. Before she left, she entrusted the bunny with watching over the oil spill. It agreed, being the one who lead her there anyway.
How it came to know about the oil reserve, remains to this day, a mystery many still try to find out. It has its own talk show where it doesnt do anything but sits on a chair and nibbles carrots, while the audience keep quiet waiting for a sign.
Anyway,
[Yuna: Omg, look at the time. I think I have to continue part2]
So there you have it! Stay tuned for the sequel. :D
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