Yuna's Short Story!

This is copied from our conversation in MSN on the 20th. Read on...

Nodame is interrupted by some guy's catchy ring tone on the train
she leaves for the toilet once they reach the competition grounds
from there she stepped into bunnyland sporting her favourite sailormoon uniform, which she got sued for copyright charges, but anyway

the bunnies tell her there's a mini game she needs to complete before the competition
the evil master of puppets is plotting to take over bunnyland and Nodame has the key to stopping him- her octopus mouth kiss

Patsy: ..............

somehow the master of puppets reacts strangely to the kiss and will be stunned for 5 seconds, giving them enough time to put him into court for copyright infringement over the name of a song by Metallica
which is incidentally also the Master of Puppets

anyway, Patsy decides to join in the fray and sets her dotlings lose
they charge upon the hill on which master of puppets has built a castle
realizing that dotlings are unable to crash through the wall, they use plan B, which is to lure him out

at first they thought of hiring Leona Lewis to do some sexy singing in front of the castle, but she was busy recording her cover of the song Run by Snow Patrol... so they rushed to plan B-2-
which is to hire Snow Patrol which was the original singers of Run

after 2 days of singing, which is quite long, considering it takes 10minutes for Micheal Phelps to count to infinity twice while doing the backstroke,

Patsy: HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA
yi pin: (hahahahahahahhahahahah)

they were about to give up when suddenly they saw a figure standing on the roof
the black figure was clearly seen under the moonlight, it was the master of puppets himself, sporting some sexy underwear
actually it is said by some to be not sexy, since it was full of holes, it could be that it was easier for him to urinate that way

tune in to the live debate on channel 9.10952 tonight

Patsy: !!!!!!!!!!!!
im so gonna blog this

so the master of puppets have finally appeared
Patsy's dotlings seem to have obtained some success in their plan to rid bunnyland of the evil conquerer by forcing him out

on a separate note, Nodame has been, all this time, watching a new season of Purigorota which in Bunnyland, has the cast of Friends acting on the show instead of the regular cartoon. This remains a mystery til this day.

she shouts Gyabo! everytime Monica who is acting as the bad-boy of the story starts kissing Chandler for no apparent reason, who are both in the Purigorota series, guys.

yi pin: u dont watch friends do you
nvm... back to the original fake story

by forcing the master of puppets out, Patsy's dotlings seem to have obtained some success in their plan to rid bunnyland of the evil conquerer
the master of puppets looked towards the sky with sorrow in his eyes, and it looked as if his head was heavier than... it doesnt matter we're not writing literature here

it started as muttering, and steadily grew louder. eventually he shouted :" WHENEVER I'M SAD, I CUT MYSELF.........."
"........ANOTHER PIECE OF CHEESECAKE...."

and with that, he wobbled unstably on the roof, and as if the whole bunnyworld entered some slow-mo Matrix fight scene,

Patsy: uhhhhhhhhhhh........ dont stop halfway lah
Yuna: sry, accidentally hit enter

the master of puppets fell off the roof, slow-mo of course, with everyone's view turning 360 degrees around him. Just like a Matrix bullet-time scene.

Yuna: u didnt watch Matrix did you
lol
anyway

he fell and fell, and eventually hit the ground.
every single resident of Bunnyworld crowded around the master of puppets, eager to see if he has actually died
his tummy has split open and the ground around him was splattered with cheesecake

the dotlings were of course, celebrated and Patsy was left unknown, darn those ungrateful dotlings
the commemoration of the random chain of events ignited a party where everybody was required to be so drunk they want to sleep with Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson was unable to be contacted for further inquiries on press times.

and Nodame, suddenly remembering the piano competition, ran out of bunnyworld from the rabbit hole
she noticed a rough carving on the wood that seemed to read "Aliee was here". Who in the world would be named Aliee?
anyway, she didnt give it much thought.

once she got out of the rabbit hole and back to the toilet, she immediately called Chiaki to tell him about the strange string of events that happened while she was watching Purigorota

Chiaki, being the matured person he was, didn't take any of it in and closed her phone

Patsy: awwww

since then she has been sitting in an exceptionally dark and somehow purple corner, growing mushrooms
that was until she was notified of her turn on stage when she sped off
the end.

*applause*
omg
i haven't spewed so much crap since
the last time i spewed so much crap
hahaha

*there seems to be another story about Patsy and Polar Bears. till next time..


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