In reference to Yuna's second short story, there should be a sequel... but, it seems that this fellow author has lost inspiration in the process. Hence, a fresh story!
Bush's Roses
Yuna: .... Such an amount of awesomeness in such close proximity!
Later the treehouse grow into some sort of 5 storey tree bungalow,
Complete with natural theme park.
and the US plan to drop a nuclear bomb down here coz we're too dangerous
but instead the nuclear bomb fell and burst into flowers!
it cant stand the test of awesomeness...
Patsy: no lah obama's not that evil LOL
Yuna: hahahahaha nolah.. not obama, its bush pulling old connections
Patsy: hahahahaha yesh! another story
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When Obama found out of course he got angry. He turned into some sort of hercules action figure looking kinda macho guy and stomped to Bush's residence. That time the thunder start to get quite loud somewhere in malaysia, but still not as loud as phelps not getting his tuna-themed ODM watch. (A/n: There was thunder that night.) Which in the end he settled for the crocodile (from peter pan) which he strapped around his arm to tell the time.
Yuna: did u watch peter pan?
Patsy: yeah
Apparently Phelps dished out that clock and inserted an digital one instead, that would tell the time in a smexy female voice, not unlike Patsy's.
So that it would actually be of any use instead of having to count the ticking seconds himself.
Anyway Obama met Bush in his office, I mean residence. He walked into Bush and Hilary having s i mean, discussing very important matters over some coffee.
Bush was annoyed of course, since Obama directly crashed into his room without knocking... though its understandable for Machobama *trademarked* to do that.
Anyway while Hilary was busy putting on her dre I mean... keeping away all the important files, Obama shouted at Bush about the nuclear bombing. Everybody knew it would burst into flowers, but being the pinhead he is, Bush decided to try anyway.
Bush was actually secretly hoping that a bouquet of roses would be among the nuclearburst flowers, because he was actually broke, having spent all his money bailing out legendary icon Michael Jackson (which incidentally has no relations to Michael Phelps other than being white)
and now he didn't even have money to give his wife a bouquet of flowers for their anniversary. Whoever she is, as nobody seems to know, it was rumoured that her anger creates louder thunderstorms than a tuna lacking Michael Phelps.
Therefore the nuclear blast was his last resort, but he couldnt let Machobama *trademarked* know, let alone the world.. he would be a laughing stock. The only person left to comfort him is Michael Jackson. How the both of them became such close friends is, until today, a mystery.
Anyway, after (miraculously) surviving an hour with Machobama *trademarked* in his residence, he took his pre-booked flight which he bought with the rest of his money, to Malaysia
so Bush arrived in Penang, Malaysia.
Being the President of the United States for so many years trains one to be extra sensitive to certain things. One of such is the ability to sense the awesomeness in a radius of 5km, and Bush could sense so much awesomeness in the remote jungles of Sarawak that he almost couldnt hear himself talking over the awesomeness.
Ironically, from a blast that could kill millions, the flowers created weren't much. Bush had to track the nuclearburst to a deeper part of the forest. When he arrived, he couldn't help but notice some sort of resort on the treetops, which had trained butler monkeys. The resort was 5 storeys high and seemed to have no way in.
Yuna: The reason the nuclear bomb burst into flowers is because we were too close in the same area and that lead to this story.
On further inspection, Bush found a partially concealed elevator. Temporarily forgetting his mission to find the rose bouquet, Bush stepped into the elevator, which didn't have any buttons.
For awhile he was puzzled, but then the elevator started to move. It stopped on the first floor, and a smexy voice appeared out of nowhere to tell him all he needed to know: "You require more awesomeness to access the other levels."
And so Bush had no choice but to explore the first floor in hopes that he would gain more awesomeness on his enlightening trip. The butler monkeys served him some fruit juice, but it was just too good that one could simply call it awesome juice. After a short walk, it seemed that the first floor was nothing more than a sightseeing platform, which was redundant considering there were only trees all around. But in this case Bush was thankful because he spotted the rose bouquet lying on the floor near this peculiar tree-resort.
He went back to the elevator and was about to step in when suddenly thunder and lightning cried across the skies. He wondered if it was Phelps being rejected the role in JAWS or perhaps Obama just realized the previous accounts books filled with his children's doodles.
But it suddenly struck him, it could be his wife being angry over him absent during their anniversary. She didnt forget. Elephants NEVER forget.
Anyway, he quickly rushed down the elevator the the bouquet of flowers. It was then that an unknown being swooped down suddenly and snatch away the roses and disappeared into the trees. A manly voice cried "THANKS FOR THE ROSESAAAAAAAaa..."
It was Tarzan!! Apparently Jane's birthday coincides with Bush's wedding anniversary.
Bush felt extremely down all of a sudden. He walked a few steps and almost felt like crying when Tarzan swooped by and drop the bouquet on his head, and swung away crying "JUST KIDDINGAAAAAaaaaa............."
Suddenly becoming happy again, Bush took the bouquet and made it back to the airport in a jiffy. It was then when he realized he spent all his money on the flight here and didnt buy the flight back to the US. Again, he almost felt like crying. Bush walked out of the airport clutching the roses. All of a sudden he saw something strange in the sea, something too big to be a fish but too small to be a shark, splashing around in the water.
He went closer and lo behold, it was Micheal Phelps, hunting for tuna.
How he actually came so far to the shores of Sarawak is, to date, still a mystery. Some speculate that Phelps was simply too powerful that he didnt realize he has travelled hundreds of KM away from home...... others speculate he was so powerful that he created some sort of warp in the ocean that brought him to wherever there's tuna. In either case, Phelps is simply powerful
Bush asked Phelps for help to get back to the US. Phelps, having devoted most of his time to swimming (or hunting for tuna, nobody knows for real), didn't know that Bush has lost in the elections and Obama has taken his place. But being a nice guy, Phelps decided to help out the guy without asking for anything in return. And so Bush climbed on Phelp's back and... well, lets not discuss how they actually made it back to the US.
It was rumoured that Phelps, being tired from searching for tuna and not finding any, didn't have the energy to swim back and they both ended up on some lost island and ended up being saved by the Simpsons family. It was ALSO rumoured that they both actually became gay in the swim back, and nobody wants to know what happened to the 2 gays in the middle of the gay ocean.
The last rumour was that Phelps simply helped Bush purchase tickets. But that would be devoid from awesomeness thus cut from the story.
Anyway, they both made it back to the US in time to give Bush's wife her roses. Bush, being extremely grateful, pulls some connections and grants Phelps a lifetime of tuna and that, is why the thunder and storm has subsided for tonight.
thank you
Patsy: hey true
Yuna: Yup
Patsy: no more thunders hahahahahaa
tyty *Bush's wife throws roses on stage*
*Bush looks at wife menacingly, after all the trouble of getting them*
fortunately Bush's temper does not result in thunderstorms, only some wrinkles in a random pool of water.
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