#1 Always be there for them. That includes going to the loo with them.
#2 Always ask them to eat whatever food you think is nice. If they refuse, ask them to eat anyway.
#3 Laugh at their jokes.
#4 Never be jealous of their achievements.
#5 Instead, work harder next time to beat them, if you're the I'm-always-better-than-her best friend (hmmm, will you call that a best friend, huh?)
#6 NEVER ever have the thought of stealing their boyfriends (this should be number 1)
#7 Give them advice if they come across j*rks/B*****ds, eventhough you know you can't be of much help.
#8 In reference to #7, if your friend is the stubborn type, go for the brainwashing method instead.
#9 Or you can buy a voodoo doll and wait, where was I? Oh.
#10 Tell them your secrets and your evil plans. Who knows they might be more evil than you? LOLLLLL
For more detailed tips and guidelines, contact Patsy @ 1300-im-lost or the other alternative, Snail mail it to:
Patsy's crib,
Planet Mercury,
Solar System,
Milky Way,
1000000000 Universe.
Thank You :)
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